Halo of STOOPID & Fluke RottSnark PWND

Oh Sandra, Sandra….don’t ya just love the limelight dollface?
This morning driving to work I was behind a *smart* car and thought of many things the PC/liberal saints have brought upon us and then I saw it – a halo! The mind continued – liberal perfection requires a halo!  As in a (you..are..so..frickin) STOOPID halo!
Wouldn’t you know a visit a couple of hours later to the masters of snark – The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler – had just the right piece to introduce Halo’s of Stupid!

Emperor Misha – Time’s Candidate for Vagina of the Year™, who once assembled no less than a full dozen supporters in a parking lot, now goes on to crusade against Evil Businesses forced to cut back on hours to avoid being crushed under her favorite Commissar, Comrade Petukh Hussein Obama’s “health” “care” program. She even has a petition and everything!

SF – We will not patronize your businesses

EM – The nation would appreciate it very much if you howling communist harridans would stop with the endless patronizing altogether!

SF – if you go ahead with cutting your employees’ hours because of Obamacare.

EM – All twelve of you? All of that disposable income you have now that you don’t have to buy your own rubbers anymore? Oh SNAP!

SF – By doing this, you are showing America you don’t care about the health and welfare of your hard-working and loyal employees who help make your companies successful and making you billions.

EM – Billions that, per the likes of Fuck, dammit, FLUKE, really belong to The People™ and, anyway, if you stop making billions then where’s the money to pay for Sandra’s Astrodome Diaphragms going to come from? Which is why she’s going to boycott you! Wait. Oh Fluke…

Snark much?  One’s time would be well spent reading the whole thing rather than kicking some immovable object over the dog pile that passes for news.  A little further enticement would be the comments section which is never – ever – dull.

LC Nicki the Resident Misanthropic Bitch – Sandra Fuckwart has already tweeted that a “regulatory fix” for all those eeeeeeeeviiiiil capitalist scumbag corporations that are cutting hours to avoid being penalized by OSaviorCare is preferable. Regulatory fix.

So first, we’ll force you to pay for your part-timers’ health care. If you disobey, we’ll force you to pay fines… er…. taxes… er… fees (CALLING JOHN ROBERTS! HELP!!!!). Then, if you cut employees’ hours in order to circumvent our odious laws, we’ll pass regulations to force you to increase their hours. And then, when you go bankrupt and close your doors, firing hundreds of people, we’ll… BLAME BUSH!

I have nothing to add other than a note to Mz. Fluke – The Halo of STUPID is all yours for the day – dear.  


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4 Responses to Halo of STOOPID & Fluke RottSnark PWND

  1. Pingback: Lady Raven’s Whiskey In A Jar–Oh | Grumpy Opinions

  2. cmblake6 says:

    Reblogged this on Cmblake6's Weblog and commented:
    Since The Empire doesn’t have a reblog function, and Lady Raven picked some of the best bits anyway, here you go. Enjoy!

  3. cmblake6 says:

    That was a superb extraction. BRAVO!

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